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Some dumb shit that nobody cares about. Miserable English bastard with a very awesome girlfriend who's a bit tumblr famous or something. I make a mean croque monsieur, I tend to post a lot of pysduck gifs, and I run a travel blog that nobody really reads. But I carry on writing regardless.
BRB DYING
OH
MY
GOD
IF YOU DON’T GET THIS JOKE
DIE.
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I am so tempted to write this on my keyboard.
OPENLY WEEPING
I am writing this on a sticker and it’s going on the keyboard. Immediately.
QUALITY
amazing.
im in love.
If only my keyboard weren’t black so I could write on it :(
must. do. this. to. all. spacebars! this also must be a t-shirt! *looks to threadless*
I GET IT!!!!!!!!
It’s a Command Post :P