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Miserable English bastard with a very awesome girlfriend . I make a mean croque monsieur and run a travel blog . Nobody reads it but I write regardless.
BRB DYING
OH
MY
GOD
IF YOU DON’T GET THIS JOKE
DIE.
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I am so tempted to write this on my keyboard.
OPENLY WEEPING
I am writing this on a sticker and it’s going on the keyboard. Immediately.
QUALITY
amazing.
im in love.
If only my keyboard weren’t black so I could write on it :(
Oh, how punny!!!!
… Punterprise. Our mission: To loquaciously pun where no one has punned before.
will resist locating a sharpie and doing this barely
These are the voyages of the pun team…