May 2012
153 posts
“I loved you
like a man loves a woman he never touches, only
writes to, keeps...”
– Charles Bukowski (via noxialis)
When life gives you lemons,
christiantheatheist:
don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon...
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My nan: Oh would you look at that, those flowers that had bloomed are now sagging and dying.
My grandad: Yes, that happens quite regularly with plants.
Making Mexican food tonight
^that’s how excited I am
On the news tonight
There were scenes from Egypt as people turned out to vote for their head of state for the very first time. Seems strange to me how the British media portray this as a great thing whilst at the same time covering the buildup to the queen’s jubilee celebrations with pride and admiration.
Watchdavidbroadley:
This is me mowing the lawn, at speed. Enjoy.
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